FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
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