$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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