By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
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Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
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It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Randomize