Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
My legs feel like baby dolphins
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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