we made out on top of his cat.
please come you make the beer taste better
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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