that's an acceptable place to lick
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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