People in love make me want to vomit
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
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I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
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id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Damn victory sex feels great
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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