I just saw a hot homeless man
Please, let me fuck your mom
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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