I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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