It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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