I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
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