I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
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