Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
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I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
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Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
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