Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
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You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
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He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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