Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
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I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
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Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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