I'm going to jail i love you
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
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Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
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Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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