at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
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