I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
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I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
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With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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