No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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