Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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