were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
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I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
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So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
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