2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Rumble strips road head = magical
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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