Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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