Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Never joke about your clitoris.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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