This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
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The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
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He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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