you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
lets start a swedish sibling band together
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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