i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
