i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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