sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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