Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
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