You made me cry and you don't even care
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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