how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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