Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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