i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
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im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
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I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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