: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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