I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
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he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
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It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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