He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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