I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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