Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
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I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
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Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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