Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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