STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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