how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
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