Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
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