Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Randomize
