After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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