Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Dignity is for republicans.
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Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
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Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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