Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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