If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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