I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
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she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
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I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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