You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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