finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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