My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
PANTIES FOUND
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