All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
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