who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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